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Just like it sounds. It's a book, of sorts, featuring 50 funny questions (all multiple-choice answer) designed to grade your masculinity. In short, it's a mock personality quiz for manly men to let you know how well you measure up! Does that scare you? If so, maybe you should sit this one out, Buttercup. (Peek under the cover HERE on Amazon.com.)
Choose your poison cowboy! Our book covers the following subjects:
It's was a slow and tedious process, but the first edition is now available as of late 2023! Use this AMAZON LINK to order it now and $upport our work. Join our Reader's List to get a heads-up email when more options launch!
Oh, you are good, sir. You are good! You beat us to it. We haven't officially announced it yet, but it is in development. So, yes! We will be launching an as-yet-unnamed, manly man's manliness club in the near future. Shoot us a note to get on the early announcement list.
The 50 multiple-choice questions ask manly things, such as:
• Can you change a flat tire?
• How many strip clubs have you been to?
• Dodgeball or paintball?
• Can you drive a stick?
• When should a man get a manicure?
• When you and your lady are in the car, who drives?
• When you approach a yellow traffic light, do you slow down or speed up?
• When you hear the national anthem, what do you do?
• Beer, wine, or whiskey?
And at the end of the "test" book it provides a scoring table. So you can see how you measure up! Maybe you're rockin' a tentpole, maybe you've got a tadpole.
You mean like your penis? Next question!
The most obvious way is to engage and share on social media (our links are at bottom of the home page) but we're open to other involvement. Send your interests, and specific areas of focus, to our publisher. We'd love to hear from you!
Like a baby! Much like your kid must be. Try helping him grow up and develop a sense of humor instead of keeping him locked up and developing mommy issues.
We're based in the great state of Texas! Specifically, Houston, TX. However, our roots are more northern. Our main creator and talent ("talent") grew up in Ohio and Kentucky. Learn more about our chief creative HERE.
Yes. A full media kit is available in our STORE for free to all media representatives interested in reporting on, or features about, the book.
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